More Things Not To Do In Guatemala
1. Do not iron creases into my jeans after you wash them.
2. Do not eat fish with milk. I don´t know why...but try getting milk for your coffee when fish is being served. Ain´t gonna happen. Also, don´t eat peanuts with fish. Reason unknown.
3. Don´t so much as cough, sneeze, wheeze, sniff, or clear your throat in the presence of mama´. That means you´re sick and need Alka Seltzer.
4. Don´t ride your bike with a machette. Also, don´t sit your three-year-old on your lap while your taking a motorcycle-ride.
5. When your Spanish class consists of two people, a guy and a girl, don´t spend five minutes with the girl teaching her the different ways to say ´mamacita´. (means ´sexy girl´)
Two days later:
Update: don't doubt house mama'. Turns out I was sick and needed her and her remedies.
2. Do not eat fish with milk. I don´t know why...but try getting milk for your coffee when fish is being served. Ain´t gonna happen. Also, don´t eat peanuts with fish. Reason unknown.
3. Don´t so much as cough, sneeze, wheeze, sniff, or clear your throat in the presence of mama´. That means you´re sick and need Alka Seltzer.
4. Don´t ride your bike with a machette. Also, don´t sit your three-year-old on your lap while your taking a motorcycle-ride.
5. When your Spanish class consists of two people, a guy and a girl, don´t spend five minutes with the girl teaching her the different ways to say ´mamacita´. (means ´sexy girl´)
Two days later:
Update: don't doubt house mama'. Turns out I was sick and needed her and her remedies.
2 Comments:
I know a great blue shirt you can wear with those ironed jeans...
Ay carumba! You are better than a telenovela. Your move on Scrabble...
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