Food Service People (Again)

Italian Restaurant

Her: can i take your drink order?

Me: yes, a cup of coffee please.

Her: Sweet & Low, right?

Me: What?!?! Nooo! You think I'm a Sweet & Low guy?!?! Rude! I will have sugar....a big bowl of sugar!


Airplane, American Airlines

Him: Do you want something to drink?

Me: Yes, do you have Coke Zero?

Him: (blank stare...followed by puzzled look....then shields go up as if I'm playing a trick on him...then the smart response): How about a Scwepps Gingerale?

Me: (I don't get it...followed by silence...followed by a stare-off...time elapses...) So, you don't have it? Then an OJ.

Him: (now with attitude) Are you sure?