Southern Christmas

Every year, like most people, we have an office Christmas Party -- only ours has Southern fare and is known as the Fat Fest...I think that has to do with the biscuits and gravy and the bacon slabs...it's not a reference to anything else (Brent).

Even the 'Give Other People Your Garbage' exchange was Country. The most popular gift was a medium sized box of odorless hotel soap. There was also a used exercise ball, a full set of Save Your Marriage VHS tapes (unopened), and I had the pleasure of taking home some used dishes wrapped in cloth diapers that came in a box that said 'give away'.