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I rented a car today.
Sales Lady: Don't come in here yet, I'm very frustrated.
Me: Oh no.
Sales Lady: [click, click on computer] OK, I'm not frustrated anymore.
Me: Oh good. [Ooh. great.]
Sales Lady: I hate Friday's. You wouldn't believe all the a*** that come in here.
Me: Oh, [nervous laughter], I didn't know.
After some lengthy conversation where I laughed at every joke she made, she went to get my rental. When she came back, she said: "OK, the Ford Focus smells like old man feet, so I gave you an upgrade. We save that one for the a***.
Me: [..sweet, this lady doesn't think I'm an a****.]
Sales Lady: Don't come in here yet, I'm very frustrated.
Me: Oh no.
Sales Lady: [click, click on computer] OK, I'm not frustrated anymore.
Me: Oh good. [Ooh. great.]
Sales Lady: I hate Friday's. You wouldn't believe all the a*** that come in here.
Me: Oh, [nervous laughter], I didn't know.
After some lengthy conversation where I laughed at every joke she made, she went to get my rental. When she came back, she said: "OK, the Ford Focus smells like old man feet, so I gave you an upgrade. We save that one for the a***.
Me: [..sweet, this lady doesn't think I'm an a****.]
4 Comments:
You know, when I read 'a****', I still hear the real word in my head. So thanks for bringing vulgarity into my vocabulary.
Where are you that you need a car?!?! Are you EVER home??
that kind of rudeness can only come from the good ole u.s. of a. Try Greenway Ford, Orlando. My truck is getting a new radiator.
totally laughed out loud, the sort of stifled laugh that bursts forth unexpectedly, but not quite a snort.
I don't think you are an a***** either. lol
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