What Is Wrong With Food Service People??

Dunkin' Donuts Drive Thru

Me: Could I have a medium coffee, please.

DD: Would you like anything with that?

Me: No.

DD: Doughnut?

Me: No.

DD: Muffin?

Me: No.

DD: AA.n.y.thing else we can get you?

Me: ???!!


Chinese Restaurant (CR)

Me: I just want Egg Drop Soup.

CR: OK, five minutes.

(fives minutes pass)

CR: Who ordered soup?

Me: I think that's mine...egg drop?

CR: No, six minutes.

Me: Wha? You said five minutes. ..five minutes ago.

CR: Six minutes.

(Lady who ordered after me picks up soup. She was Asian. Hmm.)

(1 minute passes)

Me: Egg Drop Soup?

CR: 15 minutes

Me: ????!!!!! (frozen.)

time passes...not sure how much. Manager appears.

CR Manager: No Egg Drop Soup!

Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!