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Childhood

I learned something about myself today.

1. My mom said I was picky eater when I was little.
2. Her example of this alleged pickiness: I wouldn't eat my liver and onions! (?!?!)
3. My dad tried to pass this meal off to us as steak!! (nice try, but no dice pops)
4. I called this meal Oliver instead of liver. I don't know why.

Guys BackFlip into Jeans

Paper Store Guy Conversation

Paper Store Guy: What do you do?

Me: I work for Campus Crusade for Christ.

Paper Store Guy: Ok...yes, yes...let me ask you a question. What do you think about it all?? (eyes become wide)

Me: (here we go...shields up) 'It all'? You mean the world?

Paper Store Guy: You know...everything? (wide eyes again)

Me: (why me?) Everything? Everything here? The election? Our problems? America?

Paper Store Guy: Yeah, what do you think?

Me: (since i don't know what were talking about i reference a book i've been reading called 'don't think of an elephant')

Paper Store Guy: Well I'm an independent and I think...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (7 minutes later...)

Also, I'm annoyed he couldn't spot me a penny for my $1.01 copy charge, and gave me .99 in change. You stink Weird Mail/Copy/Paper Store Guy. :)

You Know Things Are Bad in Guatemala When...

1. You speak to your taxi driver in Spanish and he says, "No hablo ingles."

2. You are asked to talk about your female classmates weekend and instead of using the verb disfrutar (to enjoy) you use disfrutarse (to enjoy sexually) whoops.

3. The temperature dips to 70 degrees and the winter hats come out.

Interesting side note: Three countries uphold the death penalty. U.S., Cuba, aaaand Guatemala. Yay!