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Location: El Salvador

Day 1: No Water
Day 2: Pool drained by 2 feet
Day 3: Sheets smell like chlorine

what I did today 2

Today in El Salvador I...

Got up at 6:00 (7:00 am O-Town time)
Had a QT on a swing outside while listening to two peacocks, a Toucan, and two Macaws screech incessantly
Had corn flakes, mixed fruit, and coffee for breakfast
Spilled said coffee on the floor of the dining room
Went to the Crusade office with my co-worker Jim and DOA Layo
Listened to Jim talk about CrossRoads to two curriculum coords over lunch
Checked my Blackberry about every 2 minutes for email (I'm chained to that thing)
Watched my eyes literally glaze over as I listened to Jim speak to a room of teachers and principals for two straight hours. At the end, only five were still there.
Tried Pouposas, the national food of El Salvador ( basically two tortilla filled with meat, beans and cheese of some combo there of) It was good.

what I did today

Today I...

Got up at 6:50 am...
Had a cup o' joe
Drove to the airport
Jumped to front of the check-in line b/c Jim has 'status'
Jumped to the front of the boarding line b/c Jim has status
Had a layover in Miami and ate Chinese for lunch
Watched the inflight movie, My Super Ex Girlfriend, for the second time. Still reminds me of someone.
Took a sip of really bad hot tea on the plane, then threw it out
Listened to my Nano
Landed in San Salvador, El Salvador
Was told by the National Director's wife that if I'm not faithful, bad things will happen to me (??)
Got dropped off at the hotel and spent an hour trying to use their wireless. Still doesn't work.
Had a dinner of Cubano Especial, Cafe Americano con Leche, and Crepes con Fescas
Walked back to the hotel and jumped rope for a half hour, then practiced some salsa steps
Finally plugged this computer into the wall, and got online.

Fairies Among Us

Yesterday, while taking a Lindy Hop Swing Class, I met, and danced with a woman who said she was a professional Fairy. She looked fairly normal, but she gave away her identity with one telltale sign. Glitter on arms, neck and face.