Bennigan's Banter
Blake: How old are you?
Me: 36
Brandon (across the table): WHAT?!?!?! Your 36?!?!?
Me: Yes.
Brandon: There's no way you're 36.
Me: Want to see my license?
Blake: There's grey in his beard, dude.
Brandon (to Waitress who just walked up): How old do you think he is?
Waitress: Ummm, 24.
Brandon: He's 36!
Waitress (unimpressed): Wow, that's really good.
Me: Thanks. Can I have your number then?
Waitress: No.
Me: 36
Brandon (across the table): WHAT?!?!?! Your 36?!?!?
Me: Yes.
Brandon: There's no way you're 36.
Me: Want to see my license?
Blake: There's grey in his beard, dude.
Brandon (to Waitress who just walked up): How old do you think he is?
Waitress: Ummm, 24.
Brandon: He's 36!
Waitress (unimpressed): Wow, that's really good.
Me: Thanks. Can I have your number then?
Waitress: No.
3 Comments:
So for a girl to be attractive to you, she just has to under-shoot your age by a decade.
Interesting.
One more thing: i'm glad you spelled "Bennigan's" right. It didn't go unnoticed :)
-the boss of the blogs
...more than a decade, karin. girls who undershoot just a decade have no effect on me finding them attractive.
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