16 February, 2007

Golden Calf 4 - Warning to Women

From an actual Crusade staff manual:

Eye shadow is perilous stuff. It must be applied with a light touch, if at all.

Careful ladies!

(PS - "If you knees and thighs are fat, never cross your legs where they will be seen by others.")

Lovingly,

The Golden Calf

3 Comments:

Blogger running shoes said...

Does it really say that about women with fat knees and thighs?

20:59  
Blogger Unknown said...

I'm so writing a book just for you, John.

21:07  
Blogger - john said...

For me?!? Hey, don't kill the messenger. I'm just a journalist reporting what I see. BTW- what would the title of this book be?

23:18  

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